Mr. Jones episode 1 script

*Bunny whistles a tune*

Penguin: Hey you!

Bunny: Yeah? (confused tone)

Penguin: I know what you did…

Bunny: What are you talking about? (still confused)

Penguin: Don’t play dumb with me!!

Bunny: What do you mean? (is now very confused)

Penguin: Don’t talk back to me!

*Penguin slaps the bunny*

Bunny: (now angry) The hell man?!

Penguin: calm down.

Bunny: Look maybe you got the wrong guy…

*Penguin hits the bunny with a baseball bat then maces him*

Bunny: Oww my head…

Zipper dude: You look hurt. Want me to call the ambulance?

Bunny: Yes please!

Penguin: Please don’t do that.

Zipper dude: Why not? He looks hurt.

Penguin: Do you know what he did?

Zipper dude: No what?

*Penguin whispers in zipper dude’s ear*


Zipper dude: No…

Penguin: I’m afraid so….

*Zipper dude bites the rabbits ear off*

*Bunny screams in pain*

*Bunny tries to get back up but falls over because the penguin kicks him*

Penguin: Stay Down!

Penguin: I need back up he’s hostle!

*A Sumo falls down from the sky and lands on the rabbit*

Penguin: good job!

*The Sumo agrees and rolls away*

*The penguin walks over to arrest the bunny*

Penguin: I’ve got you now mr jones!!

Bunny: I’M NOT MR. JONES!!

*The penguin is appalled by this information, he maces the bunny, and flys away*

Mr. Jones episode 1 easter egg

Zipper dude: Honey I’m home.